Seven Funniest Quotes!




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Hey friends, here are the seven funniest quotes:

You can study and get any certificates, But you cannot get your death certificate!

You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when You sneeze You’ll say HUTCH!

You can become an Engineer if You study in an engineering college. You cannot become a president if You studies in Presidency College!

You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop. But You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop!

A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

You can find tea in tea cup. But cannot find world in world cup!

You can find keys in Keyboard. But You cannot find mother in motherboard!

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6 Responses to “Seven Funniest Quotes!”

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And these are the funniest by who’s decision/judgment?!?

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@Greg By the judgement of some nerdy Indian guy.

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Wow these are just Sh*t seriously..

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Seriously? GTFO my internet!

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hey john
ill fuck ur mom
behan ke lode

zoeh-autopsy. x_o | September 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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gosh, these are not funny at ALL. they would be slightly less boring if there were no “!”’s in them.

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